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Humour 25

An old person at a cash point asked me to help them check their balance, so I pushed them over.

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Humour 24

How come miss universe is always won by someone from Earth
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Humour 23

Don’t be worried about your Smartphone & TV gathering data on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt from you for years.

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I spent two years in therapy for my Phil Collins addiction, but I did it. Against all odds. Just take a look at me now.
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Humour 21 definitely I’ve checked

Just finished my 30th marathon X X X X Just can’t bring myself around to calling them Snickers
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Humour 21

The post came today ŵith an item that said please do not bend How was I supposed to pick it up
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Humour I. think is 20

To day a man knocked on my door and asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water
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Humour I think is number 20

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water

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<p>Piracy doesn’t kill music. Boy bands do !</p> <div class="i-support-link"> <a title="Support" class="i-support i-support-post- not-supported" rel="nofollow" href="#"> </a></div>
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I think this is humour 19 ?

I want die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, rather than screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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