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Heres a good one! Decided to take my 16 year old boy to Alton Towers for the day about 6 weeks ago... nice bit of son Dad time... took advantage of the fact that you can use the disabled card to book my son in as my carer for the day for free... well why shouldnt I hear you say. When I got to the g...

Hello Shifters, I will performing some standup comedy "live" over the internet, as per the New Normal. Starts tonight at 8:20 (20:20 - get it? Cause it's the year? see what they did there? ) FB: https://www.facebook.com/events/306540333735425/ YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RsMJtmmqOI Tha...

Hi to my old friend! That is SHIFT MS! - Not you, well it could be? I guess a stranger is a friend you just haven't met just yet! I was speaking to my OT via video call at hospital during this crazy and unusual time. She suggested going on SHIFT MS and it is a website I joined several years ago and...

Hiya everyone 🙂 I have a lumber MRI this Thurs and I have been having symptoms again since May 2020. My symptoms started in May 2019 numb feet, pins and needles, ataxia and weakness on left side. I have brain fog, cant concentrate and struggle finding the right words. I was seen in Nov 19 by a ...

The best thing about being 50 is all the stupid things that you did was before the internet

Can you imagine Jesus turning up at a nightclub? ‘I don't care who your dad is pal, you're not getting in with sandals on’."

defendant isn’t happy with 
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” Judge: “Take him away.” Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?” Judge: “Sooner or ...

On a thief at a party: “There’s a guy in the corner just trying on people’s jackets. Asking people if it suits him, not even does it fit him, does it suit him. The guy’s a petty thief but he’s also a fashionista.”

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

teacher was teaching the young kids Ok what doesa pig give us she asked, The children replied pork The teacher was happy What does chicken give us? She asked Eggs the kids replied , a smile on her face She asked what does a big fat cow give us ? One kid replied Homework 🤣