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A friend said I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Mywife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 999. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy g...

If at first you don't succeed… Then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I just feel right now like the closer I am to an answer, the further away I am. I have been sick for 5 years and have had multiple diagnoses - Vitamin B12 deficient, COPD, Asthma, Vertigo, Adrenal Stress, Arthritis, Depression, just general aging. The thing is no matter what meds I took, it seems ...

What’s red and bad for your teeth? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A brick.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box

Have you met Bruce Lee’s vegan brother ? Broco Lee

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," ...

The madam opened the br0thel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking old man in his late sixties or early seventies: “May I help you, sir?” She asked. The old man replied. “I want to see Valerie.” “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would pr...